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animalstalkinginallcaps:

I KNOW YOU DIDN’T LEAVE THE HOUSE IN THOSE FUCKING SHOES WITH THE INDIVIDUAL TOES.

BECAUSE THERE’S NO WAY SOMEONE I ASSOCIATE WITH WOULD DO SOMETHING THAT UNFORGIVABLE.

I MUST HAVE SOME SORT OF PROTEIN DEPOSIT ON MY CONTACT LENSES, THOUGH, BECAUSE IT SURE DOES LOOK LIKE THAT’S WHAT YOU’VE DONE.